Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Marinades, etc etc

Dear Little Dreb

Thank you for renewing your subscription to the BIP Newsletter. In this edition you will find a range of tantalizing marinades, news of stupendous braais accross the globe and of course the usual regular columns, such as Dear Braaibee. In case you are unable to detach the 3D newsletter DVD complete with braai smells, an edited version of the newsletter appears below.

Letter from the Editor 
Greetings Fellow Braai people! I am very pleased to report on a research study recently completed by the University of Albania, which conclusively proves that human maturity is only reached if you are able to braai properly. The research goes on to show that most Albanians have not yet achieved maturity, even though many have obtained the lower barbecue competence. On a more spiritual note, the radiant luminescence of a braai at sunset taken at a mountain home in Scarborough is worth meditating on (page 3). Attitude and radiance are rare qualities of a meister braaier as they cannot be easily taught. So to all BIP devotees, I hope that 2008 is filled with the delicate aroma of the braai!

Marinades
For the fifth marinade, we are delighted that Egberta has decided to share her ancestral marinade recipe with us.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Macho braaing

Dear Litter Dreb

It is with great fondness that I remember our last BIP celebration. Since then I have faced challenges to my manhood that I now wish to reflect on. Whilst fishing at (secret location), I could not help noticing that my shoulder and stomach size was somewhat smaller than the average fishing male. Whereas I am very comfortable with the size of certain of my organs, I feel that an image shift may be in order. However, this may adversely affect my latent braaing skills.