Braai the beloved country

Having freshly arrived back from a holiday in the Eastern Cape, which involved a significant number of braais, I feel compelled to inform BIP of the fact that radically different braai cultures exist within our beloved country. Whilst this is not necessarily a bad thing, I do feel that we need to include a guide to braaing food in an edible way within our BIP manual.

As the following BIP case studies involve people that we actually know, I have changed their names to protect their braaing prowess.

BIP Systemic Impact (BIPSI)

Hello Braaimeester,

I am aware that we have a confirmed BIP convention this very evening. I had rather hoped that we would strategically plan this event in order to maximise the systemic impact of this initiative within our broader aims and vision. To this effect, I would like to detail the following consideration for your persual and digestion.

1. I feel that one area we have not investigated to date is the latent potential of our alien wood braais to become a source of biodiesel. Once this alien wood is saturated with meat fat and burnt, surely the ashes/coal could be recycled?