Festive Pt 2: Braaied Turkey

BIP Review of Braaied Christmas Turkey

BIP leadership were recently invited to a preview of turkey braaing by a leading BIP delegate. We have used the pseudonym Semen to describe the delegate in order to protect his identity. We trust that the following review will provoke deep introspection amongst our BIP fraternity and sorority respectively.

On our arrival, we were somewhat perturbed that Semen had purchased a deboned turkey with pre-prepared stuffing and immediately challenged his BIP credentials. If you can't make your own stuffing, can you be called a braaimeester? As for deboning the turkey, why not just buy a large polony and hollow it out? However, his excellent wine (albeit red) soothed our ruffled sensibilities and with the idyllic day looming ahead, we permitted him to proceed.